80 Funny Jokes About Friday

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Embrace that Friday feeling with these hilarious, fun-filled Friday jokes!

The workweek can be long and demanding, but when Friday rolls around, we all know that the weekend is just around the corner.

To celebrate the joy of Fridays and add some levity to your day, we’ve curated a collection of delightful jokes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.

So let’s dive in and bask in some humor to kick-start the weekend vibes!

  1. Q: Why don’t Fridays ever get lost?
    A: Because the weekend always finds them!
  2. Q: Why is Friday the end of the work week?
    A: Because it got tired of being accused of always working for the weekend!
  3. Q: What did Friday say to Monday?
    A: “Excuse me, but I believe we need a few days apart.”
  4. Q: Why did Friday get a ticket?
    A: It was always speeding toward the weekend!
  5. Q: Why is Friday everyone’s favorite day at the gym?
    A: Because it’s finally time to “weekend” those muscles!
  6. Q: Why did the calendar blush when it saw Friday?
    A: Because it had a “date”!
  7. Q: Why is Friday always so happy?
    A: It knows it’s about to make millions of people smile!
  8. Q: What’s Friday’s favorite dish?
    A: “Takeout,” because it means no one has to cook!
  9. Q: What did the teacher say to the misbehaving Friday?
    A: “If you keep this up, I’ll have to put you at the end of the week!”
  10. Q: Why don’t Fridays work at the bakery?
    A: Because they always bring too much “roll” to the bread line!
  11. Q: Why did the computer take its hat off every Friday?
    A: It didn’t want to “cap” the end of the workweek!
  12. Q: What’s Friday’s favorite band?
    A: The Weeknd!
  13. Q: Why is Friday always surrounded by two bodyguards?
    A: Because it’s always between Thursday and Saturday!
  14. Q: What do you call a happy cowboy on Friday?
    A: A “weekend” wrangler!
  15. Q: Why did the week break up with Monday and start dating Friday?
    A: It was just more “fun” to be around!
  16. Q: Why does Friday never play hide and seek with the other days?
    A: Because good luck hiding when everyone is looking for you!
  17. Q: What’s Friday’s favorite vegetable?
    A: “Chill-i” peppers!
  18. Q: Why did the coffee file a police report on Friday?
    A: It got “mugged” by the long week!
  19. Q: What did the coffee say to Friday?
    A: I’ve “bean” waiting for you all week!
  20. Q: Why did Friday bring a ladder to work?
    A: Because it’s always looking forward to climbing into the weekend!
  21. Q: Why is Friday like a superhero?
    A: It always arrives just in time to save us from the workweek!
  22. Q: What’s Friday’s favorite type of music?
    A: Anything that’s not “work” music!
  23. Q: Why did Friday go to the therapist?
    A: It felt everyone was only using it to get to Saturday!
  24. Q: Why did Friday apply to be a traffic cop?
    A: Because it loves signaling the stop of the workweek!
  25. Q: Why doesn’t Friday ever get invited to Monday’s parties?
    A: Because whenever Friday shows up, the workweek ends!
  26. Q: Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road on Friday?
    A: It didn’t want to “work” on getting to the other side!
  27. Q: What do you call a Friday that falls on the 13th?
    A: A “freaky” end to the workweek!
  28. Q: Why did the scarecrow award Friday as the best day of the week?
    A: Because it’s outstanding in its “field”!
  29. Q: Why did the book fall in love with Friday?
    A: Because it knew that’s when its story could finally “unfold”!
  30. Q: What do you call a cat on Friday?
    A: “Purr”-fectly ready for the weekend!
  31. Q: Why did Friday take up painting?
    A: Because it loves to draw the line between work and the weekend!
  32. Q: Why is Friday always elected as the president of the week?
    A: It always runs a successful campaign promising less work and more play!
  33. Q: What do you call a ghost’s favorite day of the week?
    A: Fright-day!
  34. Q: Why did Friday become a gardener?
    A: Because it loves planting the seeds for a relaxing weekend!
  35. Q: What does Friday wear to a job interview?
    A: Its “end-of-the-week” tie!
  36. Q: Why did the bicycle fall over every Friday?
    A: It was just two-tired from the long week!
  37. Q: What does Friday do when it sees an empty coffee cup?
    A: It “brews” up plans for the weekend!
  38. Q: Why did the hamburger go to the party on Friday?
    A: It wanted to “meat” the weekend!
  39. Q: Why did Friday buy a boat?
    A: Because it wanted to “sail” into the weekend!
  40. Q: What do you call a very happy Friday?
    A: Fri-YAY!
  41. Q: Why is Friday like a good comedian?
    A: It always knows how to “wrap” up a performance!
  42. Q: Why was Friday a successful detective?
    A: It was always good at “closing” cases!
  43. Q: Why don’t Fridays ever play football?
    A: Because they spend the whole game trying to “kick-off” the weekend!
  44. Q: What did the weekend say to Friday?
    A: “I’ve got your “back”!”
  45. Q: What’s Friday’s favorite exercise?
    A: The “weekend” stretch!
  46. Q: Why did Friday become a baker?
    A: Because it loves “rolling” into the weekend!
  47. Q: Why is Friday the favorite day for trees?
    A: They get to “branch” out for the weekend!
  48. Q: What does Friday and a library book have in common?
    A: They both get “checked out” a lot!
  49. Q: Why did the matchstick like Friday?
    A: It knew it could finally “burn out” without consequences!
  50. Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite day of the week?
    A: “Frrriiiday”!
  51. Q: What’s Friday’s favorite dessert?
    A: Weekend-ding cake!
  52. Q: Why did Friday go to school?
    A: To get a “degree” of separation from Monday!
  53. Q: Why did Friday put on a green suit?
    A: It wanted to be ready to “go” for the weekend!
  54. Q: Why did Friday stop playing cards with the other days?
    A: Because it was tired of dealing with workdays!
  55. Q: Why was Friday a hit at the dance party?
    A: It always knew when to “spin” into the weekend!
  56. Q: Why did Friday join the orchestra?
    A: Because it loved to “compose” itself before the weekend!
  57. Q: Why did the donut love Friday?
    A: Because it could finally “glaze” into the weekend!
  58. Q: Why did Friday take up skydiving?
    A: It wanted a new way to “fall” into the weekend!
  59. Q: What did Friday say to the stressed-out computer?
    A: “Don’t worry, the weekend is just a few ‘bytes’ away!”
  60. Q: Why is Friday always positive?
    A: Because it’s the “negative” workweek’s end!
  61. Q: Why is Friday the favorite day of the solar system?
    A: Because it’s when the work “revolves” into relaxation!
  62. Q: Why did Friday go to the beach?
    A: Because it wanted to “wave” goodbye to the workweek!
  63. Q: What did Friday say to its favorite dessert?
    A: “I cannoli think about you on weekends!”
  64. Q: Why did the music note like Friday?
    A: It knew it could finally “rest”!
  65. Q: Why did Friday get a hammock?
    A: Because it loves to “swing” into the weekend!
  66. Q: Why did Friday take up yoga?
    A: It wanted to “stretch” the weekend out as much as possible!
  67. Q: Why did Friday get a gold medal?
    A: It’s always first in the “relay” to the weekend!
  68. Q: What did Friday say to the overworked pencil?
    A: “Don’t worry, it’s almost time to ‘draw’ the line!”
  69. Q: Why did the light bulb love Friday?
    A: It could finally “switch off” for the weekend!
  70. Q: Why did Friday buy a watch?
    A: It wanted to make sure it was “time” for the weekend!
  71. Q: What did the tired shoe say to Friday?
    A: “I can’t ‘heel’ until the weekend!”
  72. Q: Why did Friday go to the theater?
    A: It wanted to see the “act” end and the curtain fall on the workweek!
  73. Q: Why did Friday get a compass?
    A: It always points to the weekend!
  74. Q: Why did the clock love Friday?
    A: It could finally “tick off” the workweek!
  75. Q: Why did Friday bring a flashlight to work?
    A: It was ready to “light” the way to the weekend!
  76. Q: Why did the can opener love Friday?
    A: It could finally “pop” into the weekend!
  77. Q: What did the tired worker bee say to Friday?
    A: “I can’t ‘buzz’ into the weekend fast enough!”
  78. Q: Why did the mailbox love Friday?
    A: It knew it wouldn’t have to “post” up for work again until Monday!
  79. Q: Why did Friday join a band?
    A: It loved to “drum” up excitement for the weekend!
  80. Q: Why did Friday become a marathon runner?
    A: It loved the thrill of the “long run” into the weekend!

We hope these Friday jokes have sparked joy and laughter, and perhaps made your transition into the weekend even more enjoyable.

Fridays are a breath of fresh air, the promise of rest after a week of hard work, and these jokes capture that spirit perfectly.

So whether you’re sharing these with friends at the end of a workday or just need a chuckle to lighten your mood, remember: laughter is the best way to slide into the weekend.

Here’s to Fridays, fun, and a hearty laugh that brings us closer to the joy of the weekend!